7 Days

1. VIRGIN GALACTIC SPACE CREW INCLUDES NEW MEXICAN

We’ve also sent chiles to space. No big.

2. SUPREME COURT DECISION NARROWING WATER PROTECTIONS COULD HAVE OUTSIZE IMPACT ON NM.

We must have forgotten to buy a house for Clarence Thomas’ mom.

3. HIGH-PAID CITY, COUNTY WORKERS DON’T APPEAR TO ACTUALLY STILL BE WORKING IN POSITIONS

That’ll be fun to think about next time we’re riding that E and waiting for payday.

4. SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN DROPS BLONDIE

She’s too hot for Dagwood, anyway.

5. CLIMBERS CELEBRATE 70th ANNIVERSARY OF FIRST MOUNT EVEREST ASCENSION

SFR staffers struggle with concept of getting up to retrieve snack.

6. WGA MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS HOLD PICKET PARTY AT MIDTOWN CAMPUS

What’re we supposed to do this summer without TV? Talk to people we know?!

7. GOV RE-STARTS ORGANIZED CRIME TASK FORCE

The force so important in the fight against the mob we’d forgotten about it for decades.